Woman

Quote of the day:
'Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater.

If you give her a sperm, she'll give you a baby.

If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.

If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.

If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.'

Women are Angels.
And when someone breaks our wings,
we simply continue to fly...usually on a broomstick.
We are very flexible.